Dear Mr P...

No you are not my brother in law, or Mr.Patato Head. You are not my cat, any famous person of any kind (as far as I know, I don't think I even know you...humm...) or some latino boy. Or maybe I might know you, but I have no clue that you actualy are Mr.P... Beacase as far as I know I don't know any Mr.P

I'm sorry that you'll have to be deeply in love with me... (That's a good reason why you can't be my brother in law!!! That's sick Id.)

Anyway, see you soon!
With love

Kate